Dozens of children young and old collected candy from yours truly tonight. Here's my hideous visage:

Aren't blacklights wonderful?

I wasn't alone, however. I had help from Uncle Grim and Fido:

Most trick-or-treaters were entertained. Except one. I swung open the door and a five year old boy screamed in abject terror. His parents led him away, crying, while his sisters laughed and accepted his candy.

Really, all I did was open the door.

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